The Chronicles of Pillowtania|
[Most Recent Entries]
Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in
The Independent corner of pillowtania's LiveJournal:
|Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008|
We are again united!
Pillowtanians from across this strange new land rejoice! For we have gathered once again under a single nation and flag (we really need to get on that whole "having a flag thing" if only for the metaphorical usefulness of the thing). All are welcome in our new home Fort Pillowtania!
But we cannot rest. Great work awaits us in clearing the badlands that surround our mighty fortress so that once again travelers and trade can have unobstructed access to our kingdom.
The Nap must flow!
|Saturday, December 1st, 2007|
Today we began our mass exodus to our new home. Not since we moved to the corner have we had such upheaval! Our people are scattered and cold.
What will become of us?
|Sunday, May 21st, 2006|
|Thursday, January 12th, 2006|
A day of cleansing!
Today shall be known as the first day of cleansing in pillowtania, for on this day all pillows were fluffed, pounded for dust, brushed clean, and replaced.
And there was great merriment wherin an episode of Firefly was played and a small amount of cheese was consumed in a semi-ritualistic fashion.
|Monday, December 19th, 2005|
A Great day in the annals of Pillowtania!
For some time Pillowtania has remained at a fairly steady population, a few newcomers have trickled in now and again as noted but few newsworthy happenings.
There were no complaints during this time as it was comfortable and there were ample pillows for all, but always the denizens of Pillowtania looked to the future, to a day when glory would be theirs!
And yesterday was a taste of that future!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, came an unexpected influx of refugees, from the dark and sad back corners of thrift shops they were rescued and to the blessed shores of Pillowtania they swarmed! The ranks of Pillowtania swelled with their numbers and new heights and depths of comfy were attained!
Onward towards a brave and glorious future Pillowtanians! Together we will lounge!
|Monday, October 17th, 2005|
Pillowtania has grown.
I have created Pillowtanians with my own hands and own tempermental sewing machine.
We have added the Furry-Black pillow, the Purple-Ribbed pillow, and the Crazy-Raver pillow.
More pillows from other rooms of the House have made their way to Pillowtania as well, and yet another recruit was purchased from its indentured servitude at The Ikea.
|Sunday, September 25th, 2005|
Pioneers build a brave new corner.
The queen has gone out into the world and has returned with more pillows to bolster our meagre natural resources. The brave peoples of pillowtania struggle on with a vision in their hearts!
|Friday, September 23rd, 2005|
The Early Days
It is hard times for the early settlers of Pillowtania, for the pillows are few. We make do with what we have, but soon we must send find a source of pillows or else form raiding parties, we have little to trade and so our options are few.
On this day we rest, for a great battle has taken place. The evil tyrant known as "The Bed" was overthrown and driven to a different land. Last night Pillowtania was born!
First our brave expeditionary force, sawzall in hand, did lay the groundwork for The Bed to be driven to a new place. Our forces then gathered and in a long hard battle we did push The Bed to it's new resting place.
We then put into place the first building stones of our fair land, The Futon, The Long Pillow, and the Poof Chair (On extended loan from our esteemed ally The Goldenmean). Then we did rejoice with a shot of Vodka, a diet soda, and Invader Zim (with pig commentary) as we awaited the arrival of our queen.
When the queen arrived it was with great joy, and she did reward the expeditionary force with a steak dinner and a doughnut and they did both settle in to watch the last two episodes of Firefly and to interract with the semi-nomadic wildlife, The Kitties.
Some attempts were made to work out an anthem, but so far no luck.